Great newscast bloopers and pranks of network shows, more voicemails from listeners, lessons in alcohol use (abuse?), and a brief report about seeing the Killers of Comedy and meeting Beetlejuice. Check that out at www.youtube.com/lazyradio Ok, download it now! And begin! Direct Link to Show Here!

Stone Jackson is a wedding cake snob, the FLDS church and all of that weirdness, M gets on her high horse about podcasting "tips", and we figure out that libsyn has stopped the promo xchange program. Boo! Download it, and find out more! Oh, and Stone Jackson is now "Bob Rivers!" It's all new, this week, on Lazy Radio! Direct Link to Show Here!

Voicemails this week from Zilla, Superfan Dan, and "Stone Jackson," more tv talk, food talk, and random chatter. Also, a goodbye to my grandma, who passed away from cancer on April 26th, 2008. This episode is dedicated to Adelia "Dee" Clemens, my fabulous grandmother, who I will never, ever forget. Direct Link to Show Here!

Chatting about "Sixteen Candles," new Celebreality whores, going to see the Killers of Comedy, the creep who kept his daughter in the basement, the primary election, your voicemails and..South Park? Wow, we're all random and shizz this week. Download it, and make my day! Direct Link to Show Here!

Oh yes, it's true. We'll talk about it on an upcoming podcast, but until then here's a teaser. :)

Lots of random talk this week, Stone tells a drunken story, more nudity at the YMCA, Tom Green should come to Indy, check out http://www.youtube.com/tomgreenindy. RickRolling Stone, LOL WTF BBQ! Ok, that's enough for now. Download it, woo hoo! Direct Link to Show Here!

We're back! Talking about the pregnant transman (wuhh?), a trip to Chicago and Chinatown, traveling with Tyler, and an explanation of our time away. Download it, baby! Call us at 303-800-0854! Do it! Email us at melissa@lazyradio.net Direct Link to Show Here!

While you're waiting for a new 'cast, please enjoy Elkhart karaoke! Ever wonder what a night out on the town in Elkhart is like? Here's a taste..

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Yes, it's been forever since we've posted an episode. You guys know the reason. In the meantime, I had a week off of work and I was able to do some video stuff with a friend. Over on TomGreen.com, Tom is mapping out a cross country tour, and if a deputy (or deputies) can lure him to their city with a video..then he will come. Nice! So, I met a fellow Indianapolis deputy and we did a little TomGreen.com taping and production. Here's a vid...

We haven't been able to get in the basement studio lately, because my grandma is ill. Sounds like a lame excuse, but it's completely true. To put it bluntly, my grandma is dying of cancer. I've been driving up to my hometown alot lately to help take care of her and to visit. She has had dementia for many years now, so we've expected her departure for awhile, but the cancer thing is kinda surprising. We weren't expecting that. So, three months after a diagnosis of cancer and a life expectancy of a few days to a few weeks, my tough as nails grandma is still hanging in there.

Ok, so we'll try to get in the basement studio and record this weekend. In the meantime, life happens. :) I miss podcasting alot, and we'll be back soon.

 

This week we begin the show with a crazy hippie, then shoutouts to Zillafag and Spanking Bea Arthur, the basement studio is hot again..but don't take off all your clothes, we debate about nudity, Stone hates Sex in the City, info about chapping ones ass, it's fun to get robbed at the YMCA, and then we end the show with a crazy hippie! Direct Link to Show Here! Tune in! Call us at 303-800-0854!

Stone has a bad McDonald's drive thru moment, M thinks Bill Clinton is hot, and we debate about silver haired men. Eww or ohh? Damn, I'm clever. Download this, super hot sexy Lazy Radio! Direct Link to Show Here! Call us at 303-800-0854!

Stone Jackson and M debate about a clean house, M goes all Kathie Lee Gifford and starts talking about her family, a little reality tv talk (of course), and is it hot in here, or is it just me? This week, on Lazy Radio! Call us at 303-800-0854! Direct Link to Show Here!

We're back, finally! Find out why M was gone for weeks and weeks, we chat about old flames and perfume, yet another challenge to M's feminism, and do we care if Britney is sane or not? Find out, this week on Lazy Radio! Call us at 303-800-0854! Direct Link to Show Here!

We relive the beauty of The Golden Girls (it never gets old..get it? ahaha), remembering Let's Make a Deal, Stone luvs The Olive Garden but wants to get in shape..oh my. M recounts her Pink Floyd disaster, turns on her feminist charm, and gets really mad. Tune in, and call us at 303-800-0854. We'll play your message on the 'cast if you'd like..or if you don't like, we might too. Hey Ohh! Direct Link to Show Here!

Here's an all new show for 2008! A special guest with sound effects, chatting about presents, the trials of elementary school, and other random stuff. I just edited this episode, and I can't remember what it's about, but it's entertaining! Trust me. :) Direct Link to Show Here!

Say goodbye to '07 on this week's cast. We talk about I Love NY (with sound clips, oooH!) Tila Tequila's Shot at STD's, Christmas music, and lots more. Also, call us at 303-800-0854. See ya in '08! Direct Link to Show Here!

If you post it, they will download. This week, we talk about Nick Manning dropping loads on our podcast, other podcasting pimping, comments, and our revolutionary voicemail idea. The idea is, write our voicemail number on bathroom stalls throughout the country (or the world, why not?) and let's see what happens! Oh, the excitement! Call us at 303-800-0854, and then give the number to your enemies. We'll play the voicemail later, and then we'll all have a big laugh. Oh my! Direct Link to Show Here!

We start off with one of M's prank calls, then move onto reality tv talk (yes, We Heart New York), Tila Tequila, and other shows we're ashamed to be watching. Then, it's time for your voicemails! Nobilis and SuperFan Dan call in, this week on Lazy Radio! Direct Link to Show Here!

There's no turkey talk on this week's Lazy Radio, so take a break from the holiday and tune in! We're talking about public access, living without cable, our guilty television pleasures, and more! Hey ohhH! Direct Link to Show Here!

More Stevie talk this week, because the concert is just days away! Oh my! M pukes all over Stone's house and explains who Judy Garland and Shirley Temple are, and has Liz Taylor lost it? Find out, this week on Lazy Radio! Call us at 303-800-0854!! Direct Link to Show Here!

I finally figured out how to post Lazy Radio this week! Argh. Here it is, Stevie's drunk tape, silly sound clips from the 80's, Tyler's movie review, and the birds and the bees. Call us at 303-800-0854. Yay! Direct Link to Show Here!

Lazy Radio 3.26 is messed up, yo. I'm fixing it right now. Hopefully, I'll have this resolved in a few hours and you guys will have the episode in your hot ipods. Sorry guys, I'm laaaaaazzzzyyyy. It'll be fixed asap.

 

 

We talk about TomGreen.com, The Match Game, Game Show Network, kissing gameshow hosts, in the closet celebs in the 70's, we play our own version of The Match Game, Betty White gooses her costars, how many Golden Girls can we meet, and then more game show convo. Direct Link to Show Here!

A bunch of food talk this week, your voice mails, and a trip down public access memory lane. Also, do you guys want longer or shorter 'casts? Stone likes them quick and dirty, but I'm not so sure. Let us know what you think, call us at 303-800-0854. I'm going to see Stevie Nicks in three weeks, BEE-ACH! Any Chicago Freak Network people or Lazyite's that want to party after the show? I want to go sing Stevie karaoke after the Stevie show. Anyways, just had to add that in, because I'm a dork. Direct Link to Show Here!

We're back from a break! We let you in on all the drama that's been going on, Kathy Griffin wins an emmy and pisses off people who have no sense of humor (and we think it's funny), and talkin 'bout old people. Download it, why not? Also, give us a call on our voicemail at 303-800-0854. We always enjoy a good drunk dial. Feel free. Direct Link to Show Here!

Hi guys,

We're going to record a new episode this weekend, but I just wanted to give all you Lazy-ite's (can I call you guys that? puhlease?) and update and a reason for our extreme laziness and lack of episodes. I have been up in my hometown nearly every weekend dealing with a serious family health issue..Stone Jackson and I can only record on the weekends -- so we haven't been recording. Finally, this weekend we'll be in the basement studio, and I should have a new episode out to you by early next week.

Ah, life. It's all complicated and stuff sometimes. You'll hear all about what happened on the next podcast. In the meantime, feel free to browse the Lazy Radio archives. May I suggest Stone Jackson's drunk tape? That's a timeless classic.

Take care guys! You are da best.

-Melissa

 

M's 10 year reunion is coming up, and Stone says f it all! Find out who's going and who's not. Now that I'm typing the description, I can't remember what this episode's about. That's because I'm laaaazy. Right? Oh yeah, we talk about dementia. Maybe that's why I can't remember. Hardy har har har. Tell your friends to call us at 303-800-0854. Tell them it's a party line or something. Fun! Direct Link to Show Here!

A lot of random talk this week, including Steak N Shake vs. Jack in the Box, more podcast pimping, discussion of our media habits, and more. Ok, so maybe this isn't the most exciting description, but it is an enjoyable episode. Give us a call at 303-800-0854. Woo hoo! Direct Link to Show Here!

We go Retrojunk.com diving, lots of sound clips, playing the Oregon Trail, funny old anti drug public service announcements, Paula Abdul's party line, and another dark confession from Melissa. For a good time, call 303-800-0854. It's fun for everyone. Direct Link to Show Here!

Our review of BaBa Wawa's wild dayz, reading Ron Jeremy's autobiography, the CNN youtube debates, and Chris joins in on the discussion. Special guests! Sound clips! The humanity! Download! NOW! BUY NOW! ONLY $9.95! Call us at 303-800-0854, call us when you're drunk and angry. It'll be fun. Direct Link to Show Here!

We're a little lazy with posting a new episode, so here's some video stuff we've been working on. A goodnight message, as Stone suggested.

Lazy Radio gets political this week, with a convo about the new Michael Moore movie "Sicko." I think I can speak for both myself and Stone Jackson, when I say we were all floored. Go watch this movie, whichever political party you belong to (if any). It's really a very good movie. We're not trying to fawn all over it though, and we try to check it out all fair and balanced and stuff. Uh huh huh huh. Btw, Fox News is a joke. Just in case you were wondering. A cruel joke. Also, our thoughts on Cnn's wacked out fascination with Paris Hilton. Sick fun, this week, on Lazy Radio! Direct Link to Show Here!

Ok, so the origins of Lazy Radio lie in this little public access show that "Stone Jackson" and I did during all of high school. It was a lot of fun, but is now a major source of embarrassment because we were all awkward and dorky. Some things never change. Heh. Remember, in the last episode I was talking about how I'd buy clothes 20 sizes too big for me back in the day? Well, here's proof. Plucky Duck, ladies and gentlemen. :) This is a skit from our old show (called Totally Insane Free Comedy) where we mocked Real World season 2.

Uh oh, on this episode Lazy Radio gets drunk again. Keep the booze away from us, because it's summer, and we can't resist. Tune in for our drunken voicemails and messages. Oh, the regret. Direct Link to Show Here!

We finally figured out how to get your voicemails on Lazy Radio! So, here they are!! You guys are a weird bunch, but we love ya! Also, stories of pearl necklaces (what?), weddings, and more website pimping. Oh, and sorry for messing up the 'cast last week. I posted it wrong, but fixed it later. Hope it didn't mess your fancy ipods up or anything, hehe. Ba-GOCK. :) Click here for the show!

Who is that freakish woman with the come hither look? Why, it's vintage Dr. Laura! Gross! We discuss the latest scandal involving Dr. Laura's wacky son. Kids! There's a lot more on this week's episode but you'll have to download to find out for yourself what's up. Direct Link to Show Here!

This week on Lazy Radio, somebody really likes that guy. See him, the pic. It's not Stone Jackson or M, so there must be some special guests in the Lazy Radio basement. We also bid a fond farewell to the lads at Redragon 365.com. We'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the hard work, Redragon! Remember, you can always find us at http://www.thefreaknetwork.com Oh, call us! We figured out how to patch our messages through to the show. So, your voicemail could be featured on Lazy Radio! Call 303-800-0854. Operators are standing by, or something. Direct Link to Show Here!

This week, we do some more you tube gold mining, and find a CSPAN prank call collection for your enjoyment. It's so funny, we're still lol'ing. Then, M and Stone Jackson try to figure out a new breakfast spot. Also, what made Lily Tomlin so mad? We find out, and so do you, on this action packed episode of Lazy Radio! What a description! Direct Link to Show Here!

This week we say goodbye to Sanjaya, then we tackle Don Imus (ewww) followed by a discussion on the Virginia Tech tragedy. Freaking sad stuff. We try to lift your spirits again though, by talking more about Sanjaya. Isn't there a war going on or something? Ummm, dude? Direct Link to Show Here!

This week, we ask the timeless question, "where's the beef?" Also, what is really in a Filet O' Fish? Do we even really want to know? Fast food discussion (mmmmm), Stone goes to Philly and doesn't shower, the new season of The Sopranos, and jo mama called. What? Download this, because we want to be your friend. Then, tell your friends about this 'cast. Share the wealth. Call our voicemail at 303-800-0854 and curse us out, if you'd like. It's fun for everyone. Direct Link to Show Here!

This week we're totally all over the place, from a discussion on sex and scandal with The Price is Right to a conversation on society, human kindness (or a lack thereof), Easter, race relations, and living close to the airport. Whew!

We're back to regularly scheduled podcasts, after a short break. Lazy Radio has to go on vacation sometimes too, folks! :)

 

 

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This week we feature a listener favorite, it's a promo xchange! We review Hate the Drake's new cd, M has to get a new sump pump and is feeling pissy, and we visit a creepy old hippie during a trip to San Francisco. Get it!!

Stone Jackson made that Stevie pic..I lol'ed for days. Stevie's new album is out now, go get it if you like that sort of thing. It's awesome.

Call our voicemail at 303-800-0854 and tell us what's on your mind, foo!

 

 

 

 

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This week on Lazy Radio, we read all of your comments. Apparently, some of you think we're a little too Lazy. Oh well! Also, we debate the merits of To Catch a Predator, and Stone Jackson thinks I have some "ok" points. Thank you so much! I'm not posting the voicemail number, because we never get any messages. I'm in such a bad mood today. Don't cross me, jerky. Download this, or I'm going to get even more pissy. Direct Link to Show Here!

This week, Stone Jackson gets lazy and phones it in! We take a trip down television memory lane, discuss the great movie "Big Business," and gay it up for your enjoyment.

Call us at 303-800-0854. We'll play your message on the 'cast. Woo hoo!

 

 

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What is a Rob Roy, an Egg Creme, and a 7&7? Stone Jackson and M discuss and try to figure it all out. More detail on the Chicago Trivia Challenge (yeah, that's what we'll call it), a promo xchange, and smoker's rights?

Call us at 303-800-0854. Why not?

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On this week's episode Stone Jackson joins Mrs. Garrett in dissing old ladies, we talk about a crazy night out on the town, and who killed Anna Nicole?

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This week we chat about Waffle House and other breakfast choices, an upcoming trip to Chicago, James Brown, and the superbowl. Also, be sure to enjoy our 3 false endings. Suspense, drama, intrigue!! Join us, won't you?

 Oh, and be sure to leave a message for us at 303-800-0854.

 

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On Lazy Radio 3.3, a discussion of gender, colds, and reality television. We have Armed and Famous clips, an old tv theme, and other random stuff.

Anyways, it's a fun one, with updated sound clips and everything.

Download this stuff, Ponch would. Call our voicemail! JUST DO IT!!! :)

 

Ok, so we're finally getting our numbering correct with this new episode. It's Lazy Radio 3.2! M and Stone Jackson warm up for the World Series of Pop Culture audition, discuss the public outings on PerezHilton.com, debate watching Al Gore's new film, and..whatever you do, don't take M's pen.

It's Lazy Radio, 3.2. Tell your friends! We want to hear from you. Call us at 303-800-0854.